TheOneJake Stories
Here you will find the writings of a nimble fingered typist who’s tormented mind leaks thoughts a fury, only to have them displayed here for anyone to enjoy.
TheOneJake Food
Here you will be enticed by the fumblings of TheOneJake through his cooking adventures. This area is definitely not Grandma Recipe approved nor anything a child can’t replicate. #AnybodyChef #ChefCasa
TheOneJake Ramblings
Here you will find the awkwardness only found by TheOneJake. The daily epidemic stumblings of a court jester. Written purely to entertain and in hopes that the reader never believes that anything here could ever have happened to TheOneJake.
TheOneTake of TheOneJake
Please be advised that not all content on this website is suitable for human consumption.
I can only assume that anyone that stumbles across the pages of TheOneJake.com, has probably met the man in person. Therefore, the words painted across these pages may not surprise nor entice you to ever come back and see if more has been spilt about.
However, if you are someone new to TheOneJake fold, then you should know a few things:
- Some consider TheOneJake crazy although he has yet to be diagnosed.
- TheOneJake sense of humour is considered twisted and somewhat unhealthy to some.
- Offensive isn’t something TheOneJake wishes to be, however, offense is the best defense.
- TheOneJake usually makes no sense at all; so questioning TheOneJake only leads to uphill walks and roundabout madness.
Lost Yet?
Don’t like what you see? Don’t understand what you see? Can’t wash the visions from your mind?