ADULT
This is where you will find all the stuff you pretend not to know about, think about or even do about.
PUBLIC
This is where you will find the writings of TheOneJake. All of which includes thrilling stories, haunting accounts, tear enhancing tails, funny fables and mythical fantasies.
KIDS
Age appropriate, maturity not required, simple writings of TheOneJake that will hold the attention of any drunken midget.
What Kind of Stories Are These Stories?
On the following pages you can find a vast array or writings by TheOneJake. These stories have all been collected and stored in the memory treasure chest of TheOneJake’s mind. Only to be unearthed and dusted off for the purpose of your personal entertainment.
Why Three Story Sections?
Because TheOneJake started his life rather young and slowly developed in to someone older; his experiences were directly relatable to his ages at the time. The three Story Time sections included on this page reflect the different maturity levels of his growing up. The “Adult” section being password protected in order to keep the kiddies away from burning their eyes with the evil adult sins illustrated inside. The “Public” section being where the masses can go and enjoy the open space and not worry about the stresses of embarrassment and get lost in a wonderment world made for all. The “Kids” section includes the immature writings that those stunted in age may find somewhat capable of holding their goldfish like attention spans.
No Storytime For You!
If you don’t like the twisted and demented non-sensical fictional writings of TheOneJake, then perhaps his Ramblings about the ongoings in his current and past life.